That's how I feel today..

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.

When everything is coming your way......you're in the wrong lane.

If you think nobody cares if you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments!

And maybe I'm a little smarter now than I was before for all the stupid things I've done.

Being responsible sometimes means pissing people off.

Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame.

The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives.

When you hold resentment towards another, you are bound to that person or condition by an emotional link that is stronger than steel. Forgiveness is the only way to dissolve that link and get free.

Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.

"And this mess is so big
And so deep and so tall,
We cannot pick it up.
There is no way at all!”

Housework can kill you if done right.

“A messy house is a must - it separates your true friends from other friends.
Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”